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Doctors meeting
Update:2006-7-19 16:34:55
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided
to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are
always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can
go to when we have problems." The others agreed.
Then one said, "Since we
are all professionals, why don't we take some time right now to hear each other
out?"
The other three agreed.
The first then confessed, "I have an
uncontrollable desire to kill my patients."
The second psychiatrist said,
"I love expensive things and so I find ways to cheat my patients out of their
money whenever I can so I can buy the things I want."
The third followed
with, "I'm involved with selling drugs and often get my patients to sell them
for me."
The fourth psychiatrist then confessed, "I know I'm not supposed
to, but no matter how hard I try, I can't keep a secret..."
Editor:Melissa From:ahajokes
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