One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says
to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the
bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The
drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a
drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender
follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender
slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the
bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get
violent when you drink."
